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Joke Category:
Gambling |
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Submited by:
admin on 2010-06-27 |
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Title:
I want you to help me stop my son gambling
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I want you to help me stop my son gambling," an anxious father said to his boy's principal. "I don't know where he gets it from but it's bet, bet, bet."
" Leave it to me," said the principal. A week later he phoned the boy's father. "I think I've cured him," he said.
" How?"
" Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said,
'I bet that's a false beard.'
'How much?' I said, and he said
" $5 "
" What happened?" asked the father.
" Well, he tugged my beard, which is quite natural, and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson."
" No, it won't," said the father. "He bet me $10 this morning that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week!" |
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